Top Pun’s key chains have the same 2-3/8” diameter sturdy metal-celluloid disk as the
buttons and
magnets, except that there is an attached keychain assembly. A Top Pun key chain may just be the personal reminder you need to get a peace of the action. It may just hold the key to something dear to you.
Just due it!
Bulk Pricing! Top
Pun offers quantity discounts when you
buy key chains in bulk. Save up to 85% on regular key chain prices with bulk quantities!
Key Chain Design Categories
Top Pun has over 2,000 key chain designs available in the following
categories:
Top Pun has thousands of designs with an ever-growing selection of
products. Top Pun has 8 products that are on the web site in every
design (i.e., Buttons, T-Shirts, Stickers,
Bumper Stickers, Coffee Mugs, Caps, Key Chains, Mini-Posters, and Magnets).
Top Pun also has additional products that are available in any design;
however to buy these products you need to add the design name and/or the
design code to a generic product page (see below). Note:
the design code is in the upper
right of the product page and usually looks something like this, "MUG-PEACE-ABCD"
If you can't find the design you want as a key chain, then just find the
designs
you want in another product and type the
design name and/or the design code to the generic key chain page below:
Top Pun is your
source for anti-Bush key chains, anti-war key chains, funny political key
chains, peace
key chains,
peace symbol
key chains, Martin Luther King Day key chains, and gay pride
key chains, and more. Get your
key chains today!
Top Pun is the
world wide web's best source for
unique,
funny sayings on T-shirts, bumper stickers, stickers, buttons,
coffee mugs, and posters. Top Pun also features the world's largest collection of
peace signs, with 1,400+ peace signs and peace
symbols.
Funny Slogans and Sayings is an affiliate of
TopPun.com,
the epicenter of funny, serious, and seriously funny political merchandise,
featuring hundreds of
funny sayings-slogans, and
funny Bush pictures, maximizing prophets
world-wide, and declaring that "The pun is mightier than the sword" and "Justice
is no yoke." Peace!
Some claim that puns are the lowest form of comedy. Dan,
rather, says, "Guns are the lowest form of community." Choose your weepin'!
I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though puns and untrained minds can
produce a "Not see," puns and arms go hand in hand when used as a righting
instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts you in the dis'armament
business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets are good. With puns,
and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that one side fits all.
In truth, it's guns that have too "meanings" for the price of won. Sometimes
it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as they say, "sinner takes
all"). While some may feel it's an impossible play on wars (a mortality play
for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no relation to paranormal parents).
Let's have some serious fun (a free for all). Justice is no yoke. Think good
that the pun is mightier than the sword!
Download PUNS NOT GUNS Manifesto.